Cannon Calamity (Video)

Have you played any Mario Bros game? I'm certain everybody has. Including me, though i'm not big fans of the-most-famous-plumber-brother games. One of the reason: i prefer Beat 'em up game than any platformer that features character that can die instantly. But, i still quite like some of Mario Bros games, mind you. On the platform type of Super Mario Games, there is the infamous cartoonish bullets, bullet bills that often harass the Italian plumber on the way to rescue princess. On this collaboration video, Mario and his allies try to destroy the bullet bill or to be precise, its cannon.   

 That seems legit attempt, though i have no idea why Luigi is inside of the cannon. Is he so desperate to blow up his reputation? Lame pun. Yes, i know. Today's article is about another review of Collab video besides this one. In this case, the host are the one who name Omega Mario 89/Omega the Squid Man. Again, I review some of the entries in this video to make this article not too long and comprehensive. So if you want to see all of them, i recommend you view the video here and leave a like if you're willing to. Plus the video has sound, music, and dynamic visual effect while this article certainly doesn't possess any of that which reducing the quality of the contents quite significantly.

 

Here is the entry from the host himself. Mario is ready with a big mallet. All of sudden, Wario's backside come from the cannon and farting. Making whole screen stink (indicated with screen turn into unhealthy green). After coughing, Mario succumbs into unconsciousness. Poor fella.

 

Now is entry by AwesomeCasey765. Mario's attempt this time is really lame. He just throw a rubber duck at the cannon.

 

Then the cannon shoots it back at Mario. Upon impact, the rubber duck explode big time. It's high-explosive rubber duck, then?

 

God bless him. No, wait! It's not over yet. Mario will be back on his feet later. He have stocked up many green mushroom, you see.

 

Now is entry by TF2Coverop. Mario calls in this adorable tank. Ride it and shoots its main cannon. Explosion happens.

But the bullet bills cannon remain unscathed. On the contrary, Mario and the tank become charred by the explosion. Don't look at me like that, buddy! I have no clue why that happened in the slightest, too.  

 

It's saowstudios's entry. Without warning the cannon shoots a headcrab and latch on Mario's head. Oh, noes!

But don't worry! Gordon Freeman comes to rescue!

 

Then he falls over and dies. Good job, Dr Freeman! *Most Definitely Sarcasm*

 

Next is Doug VFi's entry. Mario call forth his Stand: the golden version of himself to beat the cannon. So far so good.

 

Suddenly, Sakuya Izayoi makes appearance...

 

...and then Mario got Sakuya's World'ed. Why Sakuya doing this, anyway? Is Mario a serious threat to Scarlet Devil Mansion/Koumakan in the future? Or because he's wearing red shirt with blue dungarees that makes Remilia Scarlet feels irritated whenever she sees the famous Nintendo's plumber? That's must be it.     

 

Next is a collab entry from STALK3R29. A RED spy falls from the sky and gives Mario an oversized bullet to help him destroys the cannon. As Mario doesn't have gun that's fit with that bullet, he just throws it to the cannon.

 

Then the cannon spits the bullet back to Mario and KABOOM! You don't give up yet, pal? Good.

 

This is entry by Inspector Heavy. Now, Mario using stickybombs to destroy the cannon. Looks fine effort to me.

 

Untill iseng RED pyro blows them back using flamethrower's airblast. Still, it's nice try, Mario.

 

Here is an entry by DAIMANDO. Mario asks the famous Namco's Mascot, Pacman to help him. All he does is: ramming his big face to the cannon. Without chugging the big pill, first! That's not gonna work.

 

Of, course it is. The cannon shoots Pacman to Mario. Again, big explosion happens.

And Dan Forden appears and shouts "Toasty!". Demoman_sf13_influx_small02.wav

 

This is entry by BadBomb555. Oh, a secret block. I wonder if its content can help you, Mario. Why don't you try to punch it like usual?

A red mushroom. Wait! It jumps into the cannon.

 

It turns into bigger cannon that shoots Banzai Bill. I very fancy Banzai Bill. It has vicious  yet cute expression. It looks like a painting on cartoon missile's warhead or combat airplane's nose.

 

Next is an entry by MUDKIP96. Mario rotates the cannon so it shoots at this sleeping Godzilla. I don't think that's good idea. *sweat drop*

 

Of course, he got mad. Mario hopes that Godzilla will obliterates the cannon. Instead he roars furiously making Mario flies away. That's relative light consequence for disturbing the legendary's monster nap time.

 

This is DamashiDX's entry. This time, Mario asks his fellow of Nintendo's character: Link. Link throws a bomb inside the cannon's mouth. Care to guess what happen next?

 

Again, the cannon shoots the weapon that's meant to destroy it, back. I hope Nintendo has reliable insurance policy.

 Now is the time for Josh Griffin's entry. Mario asks Agent B.J. Blazkowicz (from Id's Wolfenstein) to assist him. Blazkowicz throws a knife at the cannon like what he do in modern Wolfenstein game (which i haven't played yet).    

 

Then the cannon shoots Luigi at Mario. What's your reaction there, Mr. Blazkowicz?

 

He looks so happy knowing that the plumber brother are stackable like Tetris block, perhaps.

 

Here is the entry by TMNTHEDGEHOG5 PRODUCTIONS 2014. Mario asks assistance from Sega's Mascot, Sonic the hedgehog. He's using keyblade that shoots big beam to demolish the cannon. Does it work?  

 

Engineer_specialcompleted01.wav. Time to hit the party, Mario!

 

Or not. I suspect you're using bootleg's keyblade there, Sonic. Shame on you.

 

This time, an entry from The Inverted shadow. Mario is asking this RED scout for help. But, wait!

 

The RED scout throws Mario, passing to RED fem-scout then stuffs the cannon with him. After that, the cannon shoots the Italian plumber far away. It seems, not everyone is willing to help Mario with this difficult task. Poor one.   

 

Next is ZEEKROCZ117's entry. Mario use canned red mushroom to help him destroy the cannon.

 

But before he can munches it. Luigi snatches it away. What a jerk brother you are, Luigi.

 

Next entry is from Mr. Kossu. This time, Mario using the mystery button. It looks like a good attempt.

 

I take that back. Pressing the button (with all of Mario's body) results in the cannon shoots spiked ball at Mario's head. Then he screams and wriggles in intense pain.

 

Here is an entry by PikaLenni95. Mario using the invincible star! This could be it.

 

But, Luigi launches from pipe that suddenly appears, then falls on Mario. After that, Lord Gaben confiscates the invincible star for being overpowered item. Please keep trying, pal!

 

Next is collab entry by KAVERENTHEHUNTER - ANIFILM PRODUCTIONS. This time, Mario calls in Dalek and that robot to annihilate the cannon. I don't know about that white robot because i don't have much knowledge about Doctor Who, all right.

 

Because the cannon can't be exterminated, Dalek turns to Mario and attacks him, instead. It must fulfills the extermination quota, you see.

 

It's Mr. FunnyDude4's entry. Mario throws Red Bird (from Angry Bird) at the cannon.

 

But then, he bounces back and crushes Mario. You should use big slingshot, Mario! Throwing him with only your arms, ain't cut it.

 

Now is entry by MISTER PRAWN. Mario asks Squash (from Plants vs. Zombies) to squash the cannon.

 

Of course, it didn't work. Squash is excel at crushing on organic creatures (for example: zombie) not building destroying. So Mario got squashed, instead.

 

This time is ROBOTICARBITER's entry. Mario gone mad as he uses nuke this time. Even though it's small ones

 

Despite its small size, the nuke is powerful enough to cause nuclear winter. But the cannon remains intact. How about you use that truck and ram it? No?! Okay.

 

On the epilogue, the narrator reminds Mario to use the mega mushroom. It's on your pocket this whole time? That's convenience. Also how forgetful you're for not using it earlier.

 

There we go! Mario turns into giant then stomps the cannon. It's gone for good, now.

 

But Bowser has more cannons than that. Now that you turn back into your normal size, you will have worst time, Mario. Also, the cannons turns to Bowser. Then the screen turns black as Mario and Bowser are under siege by the bullets, is too horrible to show. I think.

 

Wise advice. And for you, Bowser. Make sure the cannons  are treated maintained well! Or try to use Wrangler!

Credit to Omega Mario 89/Omega the Squid Man, and this video collab's participants. I really like the entries especially the ones with crossover from other game. My personal favorite entry: the ones with agent B.J. Blazkowicz. Because i fond on First Person Shooter games including Wolfenstein, also Doom. In my opinion, the entry with Mario's best attempt: the ones using stickybombs. Because it's sensible effort though it fails because of a RED Pyro. Unlike using nuke. Yeah, i know. Mario grows really impatience to destroy the cannon, that's good reason. All in all, this gmod video collaboration is really worth to watch especially if you're Mario's fans. It's really blast.