Cooking Collab 3 (Video)

It's quite long time ago, i make a review about SFM/GMOD collab video Cooking Collab 1. I reckon i will review its continuation: Cooking Collab 3.

Nice brush script font there although they're too thin, making them bit hard to read. My initial plan is to review the 2nd. But due to some circumstance, i decide to skip it and review the 3rd, instead. The host of this collab video is Hoovy tube. Like in review of other collab video, i will just review some of the entry and not all of them to make the review short enough. If you want to see the video here's the link. Spoiler: every contestant lose.

Here is an entry by Mr.. The contestant is that BLU spy with fancy hat and elegant suit. On the other hand, the jury for this collab video is the standard Heavy. Maybe because he has big gut that he's perfect to be taster throughout this entire cooking contest.

 

Oh, no! The stove is covered with edible-looking mushrooms. Therefore the spy can't cook at all.

 

But there's RED engineer with Robo-sandvich nearby. The spy decides to punch him and rob the sandvich in very short time interval. Just look at the screenshot. The spy can either extend his arms or summon his double here.

 

Once the jury eat the sandvich, he head pops out but don't worry he grows back his head. That must be very painful experience. With that, the spy fails the cooking contest.  Failure factor: inedible food and/or perhaps contest committee fail to look after cooking equipment.

Next is entry by White Bear. This BLU soldier prepare big basin and put the ingredients: scrumpy bottle, head of baby doll, cactus pot, watermelon, and eyeglasses. I say, those aren't convincing/sensible cooking ingredient but that's always the thing in Cooking Collab.   

Then he mixes the ingredient violently or at least the mixing process is accompanied by violent metal music.

The result is cheeseburger and The Jury Heavy immediately sucks it into his mouth.

 

Then he suddenly wears sunglasses and speak some Russian words.

 

But i know that the jury rejects the food by looking at the soldier's sad expression and there's the sad music plays. Failure factor: strange cooking ingredients and method.

This is entry by SPY (sorry if there's wrong in pronouncement). The Jury Heavy asks this RED spy with -let's be honest- M. Bison's hat, to cook sandwich. Then he prepares a bucket an put scrumpy bottle (again), and cake bread inside of it. But the last ingredient: watermelon rolls away from the table. When the spy goes after it...

 

...a BLU medic sneaks a bottle pill of not medicine into the bucket. This can't be good.

After the spy puts the watermelon into bucket, nuclear explosion happens. The end.    

Not really. :P

Somehow, he managed to make sandwich despite of that. The heavy definitely looks happy about it and eat it.

But the effect of chemical stuff that the Medic put into the food, starts to kick in. The heavy see hallucination of target board (or better known as 'Meem') version of spy, medic, and himself in front of him.

When The Spy ask for the evaluation of his food. The heavy immediately throw the sandwich to his face. Failure factor: food sabotage with medical substance.

This one is entry by ISRAEL ROBLOX and the contestant is this RED Scout with straw hat. He looks sympathetic.  

He prepares a giant basin (again) and put cheeseburger, sniper rifle, rocket, lollipop, and soda can into it.

And then he stir them up in violent manner just like that BLU soldier did.

The result is Hotdog that looks quite convincing and tasty.

But of course, it's bad. Failure factor: strange cooking ingredients and method (again).

Well, this is unusual. The entry by codepurple here, starring Freddy Fazbear (from Five Nights at Freddy's) who wear ushanka (Russian fur hat). Before he start to cook, he chugs whole bottle of scrumpy. Hey! Only demoman is allowed to do that!

Then he put ingredients after another into the sauce pan. They are: Medic Meem, Jarate, Vodka, and...  

...that not mad milk.  You're doing something really revolting, Freddy. XC

The result of his cooking is: another sandwich. Once The Heavy eats it, his head turns into President Vladimir Putin's and shout "No!".

 

Furthermore, The Heavy calls Freddy "Stupid bear". Because of that, he vomits and then collapses. Failure factor: using extremely nasty ingredient.

 

This time is an entry by LOL Scorpion. The contestant is a RED Sniper with yellow hood. He prepare the ingredients: Dalokohs bar, Fishcake, crumpy bottle (again), raw fish, cake bread and French bread. He says "Yeah! This seems about right". I hope so.

Then he puts them all inside that large pot. When he pick the scrumpy bottle, for some reason demoman's head pops out of it. But he puts it inside the pot like other ingredient, without hesitate. That's either cooking professionalism or carelessness.

Then he turn the stove for a while. Next, he read the magic tome (and a wizard hat appears on top of the chef hat before the tome). After that he cast the spell "Deus Invictus" and the pot becomes a sandwich.

After The Jury Heavy eat said sandwich, he suddenly wear unicorn custom and he hates it. Failure factor: false magic application or contestant's inability to properly use magic for cooking.

Here's entry by Mirabeau Studios. It start with this guy with funky helmet and fancy suit arrives by using TARDIS like Dr. Who. The he ask The Heavy how's the cooking contest going. At this point we know that it doesn't go well for The jury. Then the funky helmet guy summons a Gundam. Yes. A gundam.

Then there's Minecraft's raw porkchop within pan drop down on Gundam's hand.

Then the Gundam clutch the porkchop while roasting it with some mysterious Gundam power. Excuse me! I don't know much about Gundam, allright?

 

The cooked porkchop is passed to The Heavy. After he sniffs it a bit, he eats it. Then angel chorus can be heard. Is this the successful cook?

Of course, not! Suddenly his head is burning and he's frowning because of that.

 

Fortunately, the participant happen to have a block of water and proceed to throw it to burning heavy. Failure factor: Too many spices as the contestant said or using super war robot to cook in my opinion.

Next is Sam Mod's entry. This time, the contestant is another RED Heavy but he wears fedora so he's different enough than the jury. Some BLU engineer provides him with box of ingredient like that some dead Pyro's feet and Fishcake.

Then The Fedora Heavy looks the cooking recipe. It doesn't look convincing but it's signed by Lord Gaben Newell so it's maybe plausible. Just maybe.

 

After he puts the ingredient inside the pot, he picks up sniper rifle from sniper that was dead because heavy anvil (that's perhaps set by the heavy himself) falls on him. Then he puts the rifle into the pot. After some charging process, the pot turns into hotdog.

Despite that effort and process, the hotdog taste bad. Failure factor: shoddy cooking recipe.

 

Here is an entry by MrTheshadowon. This trench coat guy cooks some chicken drumstick sensibly. So far so good.

After he put some hot sauce, he serves the dish to The Heavy Jury. After few bite, he looks displeased with the food.

Turns out, the participant use extraordinary hot sauce: Military-Grade Tabasco! I really like the writing on the bottle that the Tabasco qualifies standard of Geneva Convention. Failure factor: cooking participant's clumsiness which is not checking sauce that he uses.

 

Here's the video's epilogue. The Jury Heavy is fed [pun intended] up with the cooking contest, bring his own sandwich, and eats it. Happy end! c:

Credit to Hoovy tube, and this video collab's participants. The Cooking Collab 3 has more things going on than the 1st ones (that Gundam really rise up the notch) but with less duration and qualified entries. It's worth to watch but just don't think too much about why sniper rifle or liquor (along with its bottle)  can be cooked into a food.