Spy's Worst Nightmare 2 (Video)

Do you know spy from Team Fortress 2? Those who play the Multiplayer-First-Person-Shooter game certainly know, even remember about him. For those who don't know who is spy. He is the character/class that can disguise or turn invisible and adept at backstabbing his enemies, insta-kill them immediately. He is dubbed as the character/class that everyone hates but loves to play as because of his cunningness. But do you know that he has nightmare? You will find out in "Spy's Worst Nightmare 2" video.

This video is made using SFM by EmperorFaiz. SFM is video-making program that is developed by Valve and basically use Team Fortress 2 source. The title suggest there is it's prequel and indeed there is, also made by the same person who make this video. I pick the second simply because it's more hilarious and better than the first ones. 

It's just another Blu Spy's working day in sunny weather, backstabbing heavy that protect this control point...     

...then backshoot red pyro's head (using the ambassador, of course). After that he mocks the deceased pyro with line "What's the matter? Unicorn got your tongue", laughing and tell him to stay down.

All seems normal to the blu spy. When he is about to use his disguise kit, a red sniper call him. He turns to the direction where that voice come and looks bit frown. He see...

...the red sniper with big jar full of  piss jarate. From the looks of how yellow his piss, i can tell that he really need to drink mineral water more often unless he will get diabetes. Did you know that you can tell how healthy you are by looking your piss? If its color is clear/transparent white that means you're far from diabetes. And if its color is dense yellow that means the otherwise.

Thus, the red sniper's chase over the blu spy ensues. The chase is filled with spy's worry, sniper's cheer also El Jarabe Tapatio music. This is really entertaining.    

In the middle of the chase, there is a blu demoman sitting like a boss. The blu spy cry for his help but his respond only "Nah!". What a not-care-for-his-fellow mercenary he is. It seems he only care about his alcohol-beverage supply when about to be running low. 

 

Every chase has an end. In this case, it ends in this Great Barrier Jarate that is impressive in wrong way unlike the wonder-of-nature Great Barrier Reef. How many days for that red sniper to stock this amount of his urine? A month probably. Or maybe he opens urine donation from his fellow mercenaries? That's sounds revolting. Forget that! 

Soon, the red sniper throws the big jarate that he carries. The blu spy looks hopeless as he is under siege of pissful jar. Then SPLASH!

Meanwhile the sniper looks really smug after he gives the spy lots of piss that he reserved for this fateful moment. He say "Spy. Bloody useless." and then leave with satisfied feeling although no matter how much piss that is thrown at spy, it won't kill him.

 

But he is safe thanks to his reliable dead ringer. Can you avoid jarate's effect by simply activating dead ringer? I never do that as i seldom play as spy. Let me know in comment!

After he thinks the situation is green enough, he pick his hat, tap it gently with the ambassador, then put in his head. Hats are important in Team Fortress 2, don't you think?

But soon there is loud footstep sound and crows fly in sky. Those are certainly bad signs.

"He is behind me, isn't?" Can you guess whose feet is that? If you guess they belong to a titanic pyro. Congratulation! Take some crackers or biscuits in your food-cabinet. You deserve it.

So, the blu spy is dumbfounded in front of the giant flamethrower's muzzle knowing that he is totally screwed up.

Soon he starts running away for his dear life. But it's kind of useless. "Why?" you say.

It goes without saying that the bigger the pyro, the bigger his/her flamethrower. Also the further & bigger the flame jet that it can spouts. He/she fire his/her flamethrower while laughing happily as any sensible pyro does (including me).

He shout "No!" as he is swallowed by that giant flame jet. He couldn't survive that.

Except it was just a dream. The video isn't named "Spy's Worst Nightmare 2" for nothing, you see?! So he awakes and screams like character in scary movie. If you wonder what is spy looks like without his mask. Here is the answer. Credit to person named Maxofs2d who make this maskless spy model. 

He looks around for awhile. The blu scout sleep in couch and leave the TV in front of him still on. That's really not good! You should conserve electricity wherever you are and whenever you can! Also not good is the blu soldier's sleeping position. Maybe it's good for farting his inner-gas exhaustion, but he will suffer asphyxia because his respiration is under pressure from his own weight. For healthier sleeping position, try leaning on a side or front-side up position instead! By the way, this sawmill's spawning place is quite adequate for mercenary's accommodation. It looks comfortable.

 

After the Blu Spy silence the TV by throwing baloonicorn at it, he continues his sleep. But soon he awake by giant footstep. Also there is a glance of the Gigantic Pyro in window besides him!

So the gigantic pyro is real! He/she with the sniper on his/her shoulder is on nighttime strolling. They are quite close friends, aren't they?!

Recap: Spy's worst nightmare is:

A) Being thrown with giant jarate while blocked by barrier of giant jarate

B) Meeting the gigantic Pyro and shortly after that (obviously) being burnt by him/her 

I don't have more to say about point A). Regarding the gigantic Pyro:

·         i) If we compare it with giant robo pyros that have 3000 HP, the gigantic pyro has much more HP than them. Ok, let's also consider that they are made of steel while gigantic pyro is still in flesh and bone. That's still make him/her has about 8000 HP. Still, it's just my bit-unreasonable prediction

·         ii) I don't think backstabbing the gigantic pyro in his/her heel won't insta-kill him/her. Unless he climb into battlement or other high grounds first then jump & backstab. But maybe he/she has backstab damage reduction like the giant robo pyros only not as much as they have. I could be wrong

·         iii) As i have tell you before, the gigantic pyro has more further firing-range than the regular ones. And maybe he /she has more damage output too.

Hope the blu spy won't be in same server with either the sniper with many big jarates or the titanic pyro. If he do, he will be in bad time for real!

As this review is soundless and also musicless compare to the video, i recommend you watch it yourselves (also leave a like if you are willing to). Here's the link. Credit to EmperorFaiz, the one who create this astounding humor video. Thank you very much to that person also to you for reading this whimsical article.

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